There's no explaining Simon and Ivan, but it has several years'-worth of youthfully earnest whimsy in its archive, if you're into that kind of thing. I am Simon.
The Ham Sandwich Hallelujah
A Horrible Thing Happened at Grandmother's House
This is not about Samuel Taylor Coleridge's poetry, but if I tell you what it is about, you won't read it.
The Mysteries of Udolpho: The Good Parts Version
The Abandoned Subway
A Limerick of Unspeakable Elegance
On the Classification of Spiders
Edinburgh: The Literary Tour
Festival of Balloons
W. H. Auden
One More Thing Regarding Auden
Call Me Cordelia